February 2, 2010 The Washington Post
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You'll be working to reverse your sins of appetite. Commend yourself for this noble effort. As your signmate Cher said, "Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body."
First of all, I did not make that up - just happened upon it in the Style section. And, second, who knew that Cher was my signmate?